My question is... when did kids get so soft?

Oh yeah, I remember that. 

Kids are never more certain of something than when they are absolutely 100% wrong.

The other day I told them that they had to read and they were like, “No we don’t.”

It has a shot just from people trolling Magary.

Preferably with Princehoward Barbecue Yee and Storm Duck also making it.

“I made a serious mistake that I sincerely regret and I am truly sorry for my actions,” Baer wrote.

As a restaurant patron, I dig review aggregators. I travel a lot, and if I’ve got limited time in a place I know I might not see again, I’d like to increase my odds of trying some of their better stuff. And it’s worked. It’s not perfect. I’ve had meals where I was underwhelmed. But I’ve also had hundreds of good meals…

I gotta eat crow on this one; I was convinced that he’d face absolutely no consequences of any significance for his actions. Hats off to the MLB for actually sending a message without ham-fistedly fucking it up like the NFL would have done.

That seems like an awful lot of work. I generally find that just telling people to ‘Kneel’ cuts through a lot of the noise.

though he struggled with the pronunciation of Kuznetsov’s name.

Trump marveled at the size of Russian captain Alex Ovechkin’s hands

Greg Oden (old age)

i remember when i was in 7th grade and told my teacher i couldn’t decide what to do with my life/career. i told her it was between playing center for the blazers and crocodile wrestling. she told me that as long as i was careful and avoided stingrays, i should take up gator fighting.

So like “The food made me ill but the restroom was clean enough to throw up in.”?

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

I have no issue with what Dre did because 1) It was a donation made publicly so at least people can be aware of the potential causal link between his donation, and his daughter’s admission and 2) I think it’s an acceptable quid pro quo, because that amount he’s given can enhance the experiences of other students, so…

I wish him luck as he returns to his previous job as a biomedical astrophysicist.

Gronk will come out of retirement in the 2034-35 season so he has a chance to play in Super Bowl LXIX

I don’t understand why he didn’t wait until June 9th to announce this.