I get that no millionaire wants to go hang out in Syracuse. But come on man, its for like a day, and you’re just gonna be schmoozing some fans and hitting some dingers to build up some buzz around the minor league team there. Is it really that much to ask to help build up some good vibes early in the season for fans…

He can crash at my place. Heck the whole team can! We can get average bbq and go to the mall!

Trump is the Francesa of presidents.

Jamie Sykes was one

God Shammgod

“Up your butt, Jobu.”

If he was tenured faculty, you can’t just fire them. Even if he wasn’t, he’s a state employee, so there are procedures that have to be followed. It’s inconceivable that he could have kept his job, but it would have taken some time to get rid of him. 

I mean, how in the heck had this guy not been fired yet?

Short answer is the UC system red tape. They had to be damn sure they wouldn’t get sued for firing him. 

They discovered the fraud when Isackson fell off her horse and didn’t roll around crying for 20 minutes

I’m the hooper, the hyper, protect by Viper

Dammit. I’ve been banging the Shake Shaq drum for years. Papa John's ruins everything. 

This is pizza Qanon. Shaq is just taking this job in order to flush out and finally capture the Noid.

There’s cheap shots, and then there’s Bob’s Discount Furniture shots

That looks like a technically sound bounce pass to me, legal play

“Vander Esch admitted to coercing teenage male employees of the Pizza Ranch in Hull to donate semen samples for a University of Iowa medical research project. After helping collect the samples, Vander Esch would later tell the boys that their sperm counts were not high enough to be paid for the samples. According to…

What if I told you that not all Patriots can stand up and salute?

+1 incognito tab and plausible deniability

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