There’s a universe where the Lakers have Lebron, Russell, Tatum, and Kuzma.

as if the Lakers season couldn’t get any worse.

This is the kind of non fun story you get when you do Baer Tuesdays instead of Fridays.

My dads from the area and his talks about diversity all begin “We had a lot of Polish” 

How does it feel to know your wife could not only out-drink you, but also take a table spot better than you and beat you at dizzy bat?

“Hold my beer”

Only 6 weeks ‘till Dyngus Day!

“I really don’t want this to be about me or anything about me.”

An assistant coach and two players on the Cheektowaga team have reportedly been suspended but not named in connection with the racist taunts.

There are no anti-SLAPP laws in Russia.

The proposed deferred prosecution agreement calls for completion of an education course about prostitution

Slap Contest Official: Guys, its not in the rules anywhere that you have to take your shirts off.

Needs more fish. 

I call BS. Curt Schilling is not in the Hall of Fame.

I missed the part about you eating banquet instead of marie callenders because i was so disgusted with what you’ve become

Human life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.

I’d hypotenuse that this is merely the point at which his poor behavior has become node to the general public.

Hopefully it was an isoscelated incident