I’m fully a member of the Church Of Barry, and Bonds is easily the best HITTER I’ve ever seen, but what Trout’s done his first 7 years is Truly Some Willie Mays Shit.

Blakesnaps Bortzingas?

“Sometimes I get it right, other times I can be pretty obtuse.”

bLAke bortLAs

Choke Chortles?

Finally, the major networks are giving the women’s selection show the same treatment they’ve given to the men.

Then you’re both pedantic AND boring, a loathsome combination.

BONG

Jean Ralphio’s right about you.

We all know it should be called Shite Heart Lane

Still not the worst thing Dallas has gotten away with around the goal.

Text message conversation with my brother yesterday:

That’s why I reference my ZIP +4. Wayyy more exclusive. Makes for awesome hand signals. 

legitimate reporter

This is why it’s wrong to call this “white nationalism.” He’s not concerned about the nation of New Zealand, its uniqueness or sovereignty. He’s properly called a “white supremacist.”  

White of course he was taken alive. He’s got the complexion for the protection.

Western Pennsylvania was a mistake.

Asked what his opinion of Dixon’s paintings, John Daly said, “I don’t care for photorealism.”

I'm trying to see the fun in things more, instead of defaulting to my natural reaction, which is always "Oh God, no." Which means I gave it about 3 seconds. Pretty proud of myself.