It is kind of funny that both of those teams have names that are adjectives that could be used to describe turds.

Panic! at the Meadowlands.

Give to charity? Please, no! PRESENTS!!!!!

Eli Manning is still here.

Works on contingency? No, money down!

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

A stat line like that and good photoshop skills gets you into USC.

Some times that's just the Luka the draw.

Damn right; on a plantation, the gates were used to keep the coloreds inside the premises. #Progress

My username knows EXACTLY what you are talking about

hahahaaa, shit has levels

“See! I told you that jet fuel isn’t hot enough to bend A. Barr!” - Pete Carroll

Easily the biggest hit by a Met in years. 

When asked what influenced their decision to quit, the dogs responded that weather conditions became too ruff. 

It’s good that Billy Joel could get time off from his job of scaring people off of bridges to snap that photo.  

“““You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” - Wayne Gretzky”

You could tell me that Josh Hart, Moritz Wagner, and Alex Caruso were the stars of a new hit Netflix show, the members of a boy band, YouTube celebrities in trouble for shitting on a homeless person, and I would be more likely to believe you than they were three NBA players. 

Butt Diction would make a good burner account name

Book Ratto vs. Burneko in the octagon