They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

They were given no days off,

I’d settle for Eric.

Trump. Say they got Trump.

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Jets fan on the cape. Take your fucking star, let’s go grab a Labatt somewhere. Fuck this place.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

This coincidence needs to be told as a short form story narrated by Ricky Jay.

Jimmy’s a better defender but Kyrie’s arguably more defensive.

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

Top Ten Answers:

In response to the video, the NBA has fined Anthony Davis $50,000. 

I was skeptical, but then Irving says, “This is the stuff that doesn’t make the league fun,” which is a blatant reference to the Knicks. This deal is done. 

It’s a good thing Kyrie and Durant have no other way to communicate on a regular basis in private otherwise all this speculation would be completely insane! 

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

Yeah, but how many kids does Philip Rivers have?

Lotta gray area here. 

KEDS

Finally, Fry’s time to shine. Noticeably F.A.T., drop us a beat.