I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

not a good start for bernie’s campaign 

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

Place your bets:
“I have black friends.” - 1/2
“I was hacked.” - 1/2
“I’m being silenced/targeted by the liberal media.” - 4/5
“I’m a young, dumb kid and didn’t really mean those things.” - 3/1
“I was kidding.” / “It was satire.” - 4/1
“I’m being quoted out of context.” - 5/1
“I was drunk.” - 7/1
“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White…

Just wait till they get non app based OTA updates and brick while you are walking and cause you to fall right on your face. 

Can’t wait to get my hands on the new Jordans in Carolina Blue Screen Of Death!

That’s what I love about these rookies man, I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

Well that solves the debate, ‘cause a sandwich would never narc you out like that.

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

The best part of the unguarantees is the total dismanagement and deinterpretation of the inresponsible actions of his agent.

“I knew that n-word Kapernik was only in it for the money. The troops fight for our freedoms and what does he fight for, a big fat check from the NFL for him and his homies to cash at the corner store. And before you call me a racist for using the N-word, just know that I heard Little Wayne and Notorios Biggie use it,…

I imagine a handful (re: fuckload) of them will say “NO COLUSS1ON!!11!”

“Buffalo called, and...”

Counterpoint:

Embarrassing.

Reportedly NOLA’s considering internal candidates such as Danny Ferry.

That’s fine, but they should sign Luol Deng and make Ferry report to him.

He was already a dead man walking, the doofus whose failures alienated the best player the franchise and its tiny fanbase ever had and who would not meaningfully outlast Davis in New Orleans under any plausible set of circumstances.

Sakho tried to work out a routine with Wayne Hennessey but then it got super awkward.

The Knicks are the Pat Forde’s dinner of the NBA.