Classic self burn.

They also showed a tweet where LeBron wished Delonte West a “happy father’s day”

He talks about missing playing with Patrick Kane.  Patrick Kane talks constantly about missing playing with him.  The Blackhawks have freed up enough cap space where they could resign him.  THEY CAN BE TOGETHER AGAIN AND THEY CAN BE LITTLE PEOPLE IN LOVE ON ICE REUNITED BY DESTINY DON’T YOU TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME GOD…

Imagine how sad the Oilers must be realizing they no longer have any top prospects to deal away. 

Philip Roth predicted this

A winning teams’ two best players, both hate playing there and want out immediately... it all sounds so strange, until you remember they have to talk to John Tortorella every day

You never want to see a young man struggle in his career, but when that struggle makes LaVar Ball look like a horse’s ass, it really helps the medicine go down.

There’s no telephone exchange in the universe capable of handling that level of calls.

Fuck that! I am starting a GoFundLi

more like Alan Flaccidy innit

Pardon me but I sprinted past the body of this article to say that nowhere in the rule book does it specifically state that a team cannot sign a literal bear. 

I think it’s a lot simpler than this. Just enforce the rule as written.

*Reads headline*

If I write today that the world will end on July 7, 2020, without any facts backing it up, it’s still a phony story even if it’s eventually proven right and the world ends that day.

Davis’s and Kyrie Irving’s existing contracts both fall under the Rose Rule, which governs the contracts high-performing players coming off their rookie deals can sign, and NBA rules prohibit two Rose Rule players from being on the same roster at the same time.

That wacky play once again makes me wonder why the hell we don’t get rugby 7s broadcast around this country more often.

It’s very probable this advice isn’t for everyone, but I’ll use myself as an example. I will literally sit in the same spot on my couch for hours at a time, not doing anything productive, but also telling myself I shouldn’t play video games or go to the driving range or finish a book until I’ve done something…

His hate shit was one thing, but to deny that a Charmander can become a Charizard if it trains really hard is just wrong.

“Mut & Callahan” has to be the most Boston radio show that ever existed, at least by name alone

Can it really be a meltdown if he’s basically always like this?