A republican caring about something involving two black men is pretty remarkable though. 

This snowflake seems pretty triggered.

Hey you! Mindfully treasure every moment of your life! But also, uh, if you could turn off your adblocker and clink on every article about how the Lakers should trade for some retread, we’d appreciate that too.

/Nervously refreshes GawkModo for a new post to read.

I’m going to read this post 5 times today.

If this is what allowed you to power through your writer’s block, godspeed, Chris.

Great. So now I’m going to spend the rest of my life either working or drunk.

Who’s got time to read something this long?

I assumed this entire blog was merely a big Kluwe signal.

Kareem Hunt is looking for a job

Six or seven kickers is a lot of kickers

Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.

Look at the toll it’s already taking on the air traffic controllers:

We would have also accepted Eurasian Steppe.

Markelle Fultz was trying to vote for someone else, but missed.

Flopping weakens backs.

Stopping and helping isn’t gonna burn off those lunch calories.

As an American, I have so many questions. First of all, what’s a Tottenham?

Adam Gase was unwilling to condemn the hit, saying he was unable to see it, because his eyes are fully dialated at all times.