Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

If the fight happens, Carr would need to pay Chris Everett royalties.

At least his passion for soccer isn’t receding.

Not true. Sometimes there’s a deuce too.

I can’t decide if “Sockers” is the stupidest fucking name imaginable for a soccer team, or the best one possible. I think I need to get high and meditate on this for a while...

“Same.”

There are literally always, sometimes only, squares in the pool.

I hope he was a possession receiver because sending McVay out for a bomb would be in very poor taste

JEROME BETTIS IS FROM DETROIT

I have an idea for a movie where James Dolan teams up with Dan Snyder and then they both get run over by a cement mixer.  On their way to the studio.

so he’s 3-13 on beefs with the Blazers.
Sounds about right for him. 

The Bruins won because Tim Thomas became the best goalie in history for three years. They couldn’t score (highest scorer had 62 pts in the regular season & only two players had more than 25 goals), they had no PP, their defence was decent and that was good enough to get out of the east that year and then they got in…

Because it wasn’t a move with the Oilers, the fact that he traded away Seguin for less-than-magical beans is being overlooked here.

I’d call that a blunder.

There are times I genuinely wonder if those powerhouse Bruins teams of the early part of the decade succeeded because of Chiarelli’s plan, or in SPITE of it. Because it’s hard to believe that the guy that built that 2011 Cup team, that kept it together to come close to getting another Cup two years later, etc. is the…

“No YOU have the worst contract in the league!”

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards brands appropriating famous quotes in order to sell products.

Republicans watch high school basketball too.

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

If I’m going to climb this far up my own ass