this is also called “software engineering”

Donkey Doug.

My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit.

“and ordered Mr. Rooney held until sober”

It was the ‘80s, we were teenaged boy nerds. Pedantry was required, but not really welcome.

Yesterday, Spaceknight made a very good argument that they should create new rules covering things like “what is a catch” from the ground up to account for technology like replay because, as you point out, this constant patching is making the game uglier, not prettier.

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The slipping sound is perfect! Unlike those Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials, I won’t have to mute this video to masturbate to it.

I’ll keep taking the stump for real-time replays. Give the ref a bunch of angles, sure, but play them at live speed. That will prevent the infinitesimal parsing of maybe-a-catch-maybe-not and allow for the correction of the most egregious errors, even (especially?) errors in “judgment”.

This article almost touches Tom Brady and therefore, sadly receives an ejection and 15-yard penalty.

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

All stars, elite players and leaders of their teams do not speak bad about any city.

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

Norovirus 2019!

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

What the fuck happened with the Chiefs D on all those 3rd downs? 

Booth reviews. That’s all you need. College rules.

“Illegal strike on vulnerable opponent.”

“How bad do you fuckin’ want it?”