It briefly blew my mind to remember that Bills-Jags was a rematch of a playoff game just last year.

Some people just can’t resist a sale on Black Friday.

5 grand buys about a picosecond’s worth of ad time on an MLB broadcast.  It’s hilarious how much bad press it buys MLB.

To be fair, this blog was filed under Brain Farts.

Well this couldn’t have gone any worse. I deserve any and all insults. Also, that’s been fixed.

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

Samer, I respectfully suggest that this story be filed under “Beeves”.

I have a simpler solution. It’s all this guy:

Canadian Holidays Ranked:

Friendsgiving is the best. My family is all several hundred miles away and many of my friends are in the same boat so we get together and have a great time. I miss Mom’s cooking but she gave me her sweet potato casserole recipe so it’s all good.

Memorial Day > Labor Day. At least in cold states. It kicks off picnic season. 

That’s odd - I thought his job was carrying water, not clubs

Windhorst looks like the kind of guy that never corrects his boss when he or she calls him Ryan. He just mutters “it’s fucking Brian” as the boss walks away. Then when the boss says “what’s that Ryan?” Brian says “Huh? I didn’t say anything.” Then at the office Christmas party, a drunk Brian tells everyone his real…

I appreciate his desire to branch out after strong performances in Superbad and The Wolf of Wall Street, but the skateboarding movie kind of fell flat, IMO.

I am also, right now, so totally not doing my job.

Thanksgiving is the most overrated holiday. It’s not just one day anymore, it’s a whole fucking thing now. Gotta go to my parents house, gotta go to the in-laws house, gotta attend 3 fucking Friendsgivings (whoever came up with that idea can fall into a turkey fryer), it’s gotta be on a Thursday so it fucks up…

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Yes, and there’s even a name for it:

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?