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Kind of rude to Marvin Bagley III who recorded his first triple double. 

Univision should be included in this poll.

They should have gotten a coach with fewer miles.

He’s good enough to be movable...but he’s overpaid enough that you won’t unequivocally “win” the trade. It won’t be a pure salary dump where you need to attach your own draft picks to get out of the contract...but you will end up with a fairly ‘meh’ deal overall.

He talks like KU football plays!

I’m glad you told him you were offended, and even if he didn’t listen, I hope your friend eventually realizes that retarded people deserve better than being compared to the Washington Wizard.

Even better:

a crummy commercial.

I like “snorting coke and eating pizza with girls” Beckham better than “on-brand” Beckham....

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

Pathetic. Anderson attributed it, and Anderson distributed it.

Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

The only way you can get a Packers fan to take their Lipitor is if you hide it in a cheese curd

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-

How cool is it that a real artist decided to make a real life version from the painting in Bojack’s office?

That's fair.

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?