Table diving in the parking lot is still on.

If you were more clever, you could have said, “This joke also belongs in that closet.”

According to Melo’s agent, numerous teams have reached out in hopes of potentially parting ways with Melo.

Honestly, this is a fitting step for Carmelo, who has essentially become the NBA’s version of a busted old air conditioning unit—he barely functions, he’s a pain in the ass to move, and he just takes up space for most of the year. In a few months Daryl Morey may need to ask his aunt with a house in the suburbs if he…

I’m planning to download it to my Zune.

I feel like Ward fucking Beaver. It’s a nice moment.

I can absolutely, unequivocally state, in front of God and all of Deadspin, that I, an Eagles fan who has spent the last year reminding everyone, especially those who didn’t ask and ESPECIALLY friends and coworkers in Minnesota where I live, that I am an Eagles fan, deserve this. I DESERVE THIIIIIIIIS. Jesus H. Christ,…

A whole generation of New York sports fans who grew up listening to WFAN could’ve divided equally between the idiots who listened to Francesca and Russo in the afternoons and the rest of us, who listened to The Schmooze during the overnights. You couldn’t find two more different hosts, or two more different sets of…

No way. He’s got his own personality unlike any other. He starts of most shows with a pretty dramatic monologue about whatever big thing in sports he wants to talk about, usually the New York Metropolitans or the New York Knickerbockers. Sometimes he likes to talk about the Icelanders. 

He is Old Spice: The Person

“Well, there’s a guy.”

As the lore goes this is one of the ways he warms up

That is, without a doubt, the smoothest “U Mad bro LOL” I have ever heard in my entire life.

+1 Clyde Tolson

Step 1: Be allergic to cats.

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

Can I just email you the $20 (approx. $150 CAD) and you FedEx all the free drinks I can handle to Toronto? You can even ship collect.

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

Oh, snap.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.