The author, Arthur Benjamin, was the entertainment at a conference I attended.  I think that he squared a random 5 digit number in under 2 minutes.  Quite cool.

I get the whole “what is the commissioner and what is the owners” thing about debating Bettman’s tenure re: labour relations but the thing I never get is the talking about the sport’s revenue growth without, I don’t know, comparing it to other sports or just accounting for the changes to the sports landscape that…

Let’s keep this going.

“Stanley died? Stanley who? The Cup guy?”

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

They attempted a FG down 31-0? NOTEBOOK TIME. 

As a Jets fan, this game is like watching the Holocaust in HD.

All thanks to Sam Tahinike!

White Men Can’t Jump: My Brow-Furrowing Journey from Checkers to Chess

“Optically safe,” in this case, means “less likely to have their eyes plucked out by Saudi torturers.”

All good dogs love a trip to the lake.

Sean Payton is a Saint!

He has more victories in Buffalo than the freaking bills have in buffalo.
The sad thing is i need to look this up to make sure that it is not actually true.

Morganna’s bra is on display at the Louisville Slugger Museum/Factory.  It’s uh, quite a display.

“Morganna was escorted off the field by policemen marching two abreast.”

Security personnel just send her to jail where she spends a night or two and then she’s back in action

The Dutch stripper has a harder work rate than Memphis Depay.

Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh

That dad’s name? Lavar Ballsworthington

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.