He’s decided to head out for Newports of discovery in this journey called life. 

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

This is Rex Ryan’s idea of heaven.

“....three separate dildos made their way onto the playing surface during last night’s game against the Patriots.”

I think I have an old VHS of Time For The Dildo-Tossers To Get A New Gag IV in a drawer somewhere.

Tom Brady may be 29-3 against the Bills, but he’s never beaten them in the playoffs.

You know it's a Buffalo dildo because they all curve to the right.

OH man, the HTC Evo. I found my old one a few weeks ago. At the time it was GIANT. Now, it seems SOOOOO tiny. I used to play with that kickstand all the time in meetings, I’m sure it annoyed my coworkers.
That link does not have a picture of an HTC Evo though, it looked like this:

OH man, the HTC Evo. I found my old one a few weeks ago. At the time it was GIANT. Now, it seems SOOOOO tiny. I used…

Crosby misses 5 field goals and everyone stands by him, Montgomery makes a bone headed play and this is the reaction.  I get that those are two different types of bad, but I can’t help but wonder if there’s a reason for Ty getting more angry responses.

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

“I hold all the cards now.”

This isn’t America’s Funniest Home Videos, Kill the Bat

“Can’t say I didn’t warn you.”

The Browns are a state of mind. 

A fun stat I forgot to add to this post: According to Basketball Reference, so far this season Simmons is taking around 90 percent of his shot attempts from inside 10 feet. That’s pretty incredible for a guard, even one with the body of a center.

Haley leaving the Browns parking lot...

You rang?

Damn Deadspin dickshot highlight truthers, man

That looks more like it got him in the knee than the wee knee