These Due firings of Hue and Lue are really making me want to watch DuckTales.

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

“I’d do that but my hands are full...No wait, I’m not holding anything now, so I can take notes.”

How does this rank in terms of individual fuck-ups in recent history? Got to be top-3, right? Not just the fact that he made a mistake, but the amount of premeditated hubris involved.

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

Rodgers gets to go home and add to his years-long list of reasons why he’d be justified in murdering his teammates and coaches.

Morten’s probably keeping his location secret so Shooter McGavin doesn’t steal his jacket.

As long as they don’t spiral out of control.

Public officials are more like the degen at the high stakes table who know that they’re the fish but doesn’t give a shit because it’s house money, anyway.

Is there a future where the NFL looks more like flag-football than full contact?

At the very least, he could have seen how many first rounders the Rockets would have offered.

At this rate, the 2nd round pick the Bears received is going to be the 33rd pick.  

“You mean I could have gotten more!? Man, is my face red.”

Plus I heard that Cruz guy might be the Zodiac Killer.

A Google search for “Patrick Mahomes raw” turns up 106,000 results.

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

Needs to play inside the rule of law and show more discipline. Too eager to make friends with dictators. Ravenous appetite for fast food can also bring unwanted gastrointestinal trouble. Willingness to default to playground bullying style appears to limit his ability to be taken seriously. Needs to improve…

Mike’s app is free, but requires a subscription at the not-low, low price of $8.99 a month.

+1 Schrodinger’s cat

Eh, it gets old. I’m really good at every sport and flying fighter jets and I get why that makes everyone want to be like me and impress me and stuff but sometimes I just want to chill with regular people and not be, like, Mr Awesome all the time- I wish I could blend in with all the Johnny Lunchpails, but being so…