Weird how you never see John Smoltz and H. Jon Benjamin in the same room.

the best part of Beal play is the hesitation dribble, but only slightly behind is the three-guys-waitin-for-the-bus offensive set

*Minivann

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

I thought he was a player in a Key and Peele all-star game.

Touché, mon ami. 

The Bills would look to their bench, but a fan is currently being put through it with a piledriver.

Ahh, the much under-appreciated Butler Begins.

Redskins beat Cowboys; An alternate history of the United States. (Mass Market Paperback - October 22, 2018)

urethra genius or a idiot , + #1

So by this time next week he will be a Patriot and The Cardinals will be the proud owners of a 5th round pick. That’s usually how these things work, right?

“Holy shit that’s an option?”

His initials are a homophone of “pee-pee.” The headline could say...

“Come in Tuesdays for all you can eat appetizers starting a $16.99, only at Gino Appleberry’s!”

I focused more on the “Gino Appleberry Jr.’s Two-Yard Touchdown.” Sounds like a children’s book that’s basically Rudy, but flag football.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Best offensive possession of the day for the Jags

Eat Arby’s.

“At least he didn’t get benched for Horse Balls Anderson” - Nathan P., Orchard Park, NY