On the one hand, Krista Glover sounds like an evil, short-tempered, emotionally manipulative train wreck. On the other hand, though — team all day drinking.

Florida woman.

We’ll take the 10 teams at the bottom of the standings in every league, and we’ll banish them to a second division.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

In fairness, Megan has been the best substitute so far.

What the hell? You don’t pay close attention to baseball for a few summers and suddenly Robinson Cano is 35.

they suck! but fortunately just two more weeks until Drew returns!

The nice thing about being on the Mariners is that he can just keep playing and no one will remember or care to check up on him.

Robinson Cano Lifetime Playoff Stats: .222/.267/.419

Was he really taking it as a masking agent? Or was he taking it to look a little slimmer and drop some water weight? I guess no one truly Cano for sure...

Her style is very reminiscent of Drew’s minus the all caps and having a good Janelle Monáe song for halftime instead of a bad dad-rock song. 

...First of His Name.

“Magaryan” sounds like the surname of a guy who sells Mazdas on the Brand Boulevard of Cars in Glendale

Enjoy the plantar wart, Cameron.

charles barkley’s throw is like the charles barkley of golf swings.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

As a goalie, stopping a pk is a coin flip anyway, since you have to try to read their hips at the last second to make an educated guess as to where the ball’s going. When you add in the precision good players can get in their shots from a set position all of 12 yards out, if you can’t move a step or two before the…

We have a similar problem here at Blizzard Sno-Cone Machina and Repair Shop in Woman Hollering Creek, TX.

Well that’s a nice change of pace since usually the Mets are the ones fucking people.