Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Barry.

Sorry.

I understand the how, where and when Casey got fired. What seems to be missing is the y.

electrolytes are important

We had a drink called “the latest technology” that was equal parts tab, jagermeister, and nyquil

Actually the fans show up late in four, five, six.

He’s not a troll; he’s a hero for saving those fans from being mugged by Zack Hample in the parking lot later.

Somehow, against logic, everybody in this picture annoys me more than the person next to them.

“How do you go about locking your vehicle?” should replace “Do you like men?” at combines.

To be fair, this is better truck control than I would have figured. I mean, I half expected Bortles to drive right up to a waiting thief and turnover his truck directly to him/her.

The point isn’t “ah ha, if you go to this courtroom and down to the display department in the cellar with a flashlight and there are no stairs you can find the record in a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘beware of the leopard’”, it’s that via Nexis you can conduct…

when the free throw he tried to miss and made by mistake covered the 1.5 point spread is at the top of the list for gamblers

Belichick: C’mon, it’s not like the guy murdered someone. Not that we check for that around here either.

You’re forgetting Ersan Ilyasova doing his best Darren Rovell impression last night:

When Marcus smart tried to intentionally miss a FT, put it in by mistake, and then intercepted the inbounds and threw it back at Simmons 

and it didn’t require the sacrifice of four seasons

Your best player was -63 for the series. That is a cause for concern.

It is funny-adjacent, though.

“When you hear about hazing. That sounds like a choice.” -Kanye South

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.