Harvey kept insisting that he was ready to hurl.

Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

Jokes on you - there are two of those channels.

ESPN’s online coverage of each series in second round (not including game recaps):

Listen, I really don’t want to see Pittsburgh win another cup, but are we going to allow our nation’s capital to become a continued source of Russian happiness?

Father Time took him, not drugs or the lack thereof.

MLB banned greenies in 2005. Howard’s first full season was 2006. He mashed until 2011.

DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

it’s clear that he just doesn’t have the juice.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

I used to like Hedberg’s jokes. I still do, but I used to too.

“Russell Westbrook on his meds” is absolutely how I am going to refer to John Wall from now on.

He’s basically a toned down version of Russell Westbrook. Like if someone gave Russ a handful of ADHD medication.

Nah, I’d rather just ride my bike like a normal person.

“That’s what he gets for having a stupid hobby.”
-Amateur drone pilot

That’s playing “Go Fish” and repeatedly saying “Do you have any spades?”.

Exactly! When people poke fun at me, my natural inclination is to become super racist and attempt to revise history.

So somebody behind the scenes was working in Concert for Bangladesh?

I highly recommend it.