Well, if you would have stopped PICKING THE FUCKING RAIDERS EVERY DAMN TIME then maybe it would have never come to that!

What was its name before it “mysteriously” lost its eye? I mean, presumably Eyepatch, but who knows.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

Shhhhh...

“The best genetic abominations ever made”

Barcos

They found someone local to Philly to provide firearms training, but I’m not sure Marvin Harrison was the right choice.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

He reminds me of Bodie Broadus.

:furiously searches for “Quasar Funk” in an Obama remarks transcript database:

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

One of these guys could have left Buffalo ten days ago and one could have left two days ago yet both of them are still inexplicably still in Buffalo.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Starred for “bahahcahls”