Over, but they will all be “these people.” “These people don’t know how lucky they have it.” “These people make millions playing a game, toughen up” etc, etc.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

So in the movie does Marky Mark play the racist fan or Adam Jones?

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

“Crosby Stilled, Gnashing of Teeth Ensues”

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

Failure to cushion #87 in a loverly embrace, bracing him against possible contact as they both glide slowly to an almost sensual stop, 5 minutes

a well-deserved major for hitting a minor.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

Yes, but at the same time, look at what we had for the past 20 years before him. We’ve had so much worse

This is a cardinal Syn committed by the Mets.

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

I’m legit looking forward to the “Lonzo Ball finally gets tired of this shit, cuts business ties with his father, father utterly baffled” story that feels like it’s about five years away.

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.

I have forwarded these comments to Charles Shipan at your university...so he can also give you a well-earned star.

I’m 100% in on pieces detailing the subtleties of things that look easy but are actually really, really hard.

quality punctuation-drive humor like this is why I come to deadspin

Those might be the two best commas you’ll see all week.