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The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

The Colts responded to the accusations by saying “we are investigating the situation, until then this is all just Irsay”

Well Golfcartgate seems like both a good name and just a summary of the narrative.

Parry was going to pay him, but he was in a rush because he really had to épée.  

How long is the Healing Process™ for an injury like that?

Fancy Bears—a hacking group allegedly connected to Russian military intelligence

Hopefully, there’s a cure soon.

WAY TO GO, PAUL

Hopefully the jail cell has a better lock.

Extremely disappointed at this clickbait garbage. I came here expecting far more Radek than I got. I feel I was lured under false pretense.

Otherwise known as “a Royale of weed.”

At one point, they were offered Drummond straight up and declined. Drummond is worth a lot more than Buddy and a (potentially crappy) 1st rounder. The point is that it’s apparently a surprise that the Kings even managed to execute a trade because the franchise is so dysfunctional. Kevin Arnovitz wrote a great story a

Shaqtivate the Death Ray

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

“You would try to say that repeated and prolonged use of marijuana had an effect on his brain so he couldn’t form clear intent to commit first-degree murder.”

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Flyers/Penguins first round of the 2012 playoffs. The teams met twice in the final week of the season including a game on April Fools Day which involved an old school line brawl and Peter Laviolette attempting to jump into the Penguins bench: