Good enough to masturbate to.

As Tom Brady awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a baby cockroach.

Edelman is the dung beetle trying desperately to act like a cockroach.

“bullshit”

Still has to bide his time until Drew Bledroach gets injured.

“Cockroach? Cockroach? COCKroach? Nice.” — Gronk

The Patriots won the battle, but after the coming nuclear winter, Zoo Atlanta will have won the war.

Blocked, banned, and reported

Not to pick nits, but the 2018 Olympics actually start one year from yesterday due to Korea being on the opposite side of the International Date Line of the U.S.

Report: Jordan Farmar Floated To the Top of the Toilet Bowl

+1 front porch rocking chair

Please. Antoine Walker got 4 quarters in two minutes riding the T.

Is this news or a particularly verbose “let’s remember some guys” post?

It’s not like Shitbarf Guy is busy or anything.

please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance

“The Islanders are Screwed”

More than just the ban, I think it’s the administration’s idea that the U.S. should be able to stop anyone they want from coming into the country while saying that the nation’s military has the right to go anywhere, torture, kill, and explode anything that want.

That’s all true, but on the other hand, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals.