I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

Wake up, Lebron. Wake up. 😢

Weather: cold

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

What are yuan about?

there is a big offer from China

Come to the two-year school level, where half our sold-out crowd is the age of the player’s grandparents, and wishes we’d turn that damn Bruno Mars song down because they can’t hear Ethel over it.

Don’t forget the concession stand to the side right next to the bleachers too.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Has anyone considered that maybe he has an eating disorder? Maybe he is Bulimvic or Djanorexic?

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

I’ve always wondered why Darius Rucker never put out a solo album entitled “Hootie Is My Slave Name”

For those unfamiliar with Mike & Mike’s show:

Tense times in San Diego. Whoever came outside to calm him down had to be walking on eggshells.

He’s reading a WikiHow article about how to throw an egg at San Diego Chargers headquarters.

If you got a problem with this guy, you’re probably a fucking chicken.

According to his Twitter (seen through the Periscope link here), he’s a “prankster” and attended an open mic recently with “new material.”

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!