The plot for Strange Brew 2 just wasn’t anywhere near as inspired.

What were the odds that Mike would pick one of the only playoff series where Karl wasn’t the losing coach.

I hope you enjoyed this brief walk through NBA history.

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt is still waiting on Line 1.

Chris Berman is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

Neither does Toronto but they are still included

We know there are no ’Bama germs on that thing.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

In Cleveland, if you ask Siri — Apple’s personal voice assistant — the question “Where is sadness?” — it responds with this photo directing people to FirstEnergy Stadium, home of the Browns.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

In my own personal experience, I find anecdotal evidence to be the best evidence.

Giri, I think you misread. It was a traditional German wedding, which involved goatse.

He hasn’t played with any heart since he left it in San Francisco.

Considering we live in a country that doesn’t reliably track police shootings I can understand how tracking knee braces for college athletes can slip through the cracks.

I swear you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, and I’m out of here.

Yeah, but ask Dabo about other prophylactics and see how he responds.

So you’re saying a guy who works for Dabo Swinney relies on blind faith? Seems about right.

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”