What’s more damning is that Tyrod met with Detectives Polk and Mahon for a self-injury consultation

His new employer, recipient of four 2016 shutouts, also believes in not setting foot in opposing stadiums.

Jeez Milo, you’re such a wet, infected, blanket.

No way, Todd gets hella chicks.

Brown’s Brewster Warble

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

You know nobody’s going to read that, right?

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

None of these are tacos though

Progress? Seems like Celtics fans would have no problem busing Crowder to a different team to help balance the racial makeup of the squad.

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

What are you, stupid? Here’s ursine.

A dick falling out in public was the year’s most watched video? No wonder Trump thinks he won the popular vote.

Congratulations, Tony, you’re the white EJ Manuel!

this is like that scene in gladiator when joaquin phoenix has russel crowe take off his mask and the camera just slowly zooms in on joaquin phoenix’s lip for the next two hours

Sisyphus, my man, just lay down and let the boulder crush you.

Don’t forget pigs pooping on their balls, too

People also read Deadspin for stories about bears.

The thing here is, everyone loves tell-all books, and no one likes the vast majority of books by old athletes and coaches because they refuse to spill the good stuff.