“Well he could have slipped and fell on a bullet! It could happen!”

My guess would be that they were determining whether the gunshot was self-inflicted or not. It’s easy to sit here and wonder why an investigation was needed, but it’s probably a good thing that the authorities take a little time to rule out murder. You know, just in case he was murdered and there’s now a murderer…

Look at him with all those rings on his fingers. I mean, they’re pacifier rings with hard cherry candy made to look like rubies, but still.

Those are Digimon!

Lieutenant Danielle

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

It’s not forgiveness, it’s cold-blooded don’t-give-a-shitness. Who cares about multiple 0.2 BAC DUIs? There’s FOOTBAW games t’ be won, bah gawd!

The devil doesn’t forgive, or at least that’s how I read it

Depending on the location of the tattoo he might in real trouble; it has been well-established in multiple jurisdictions since at least 2005 that the hips don’t lie.  

You can’t go around slamming cliques - they’re sensitive. Be gentle.

All those years working for House gave Tomlin a keen wit

well his name isn’t Job Bradley

He can’t. Multi-year contract with the Giants.

They seem about as Seeger as anyone can get.

“We shoulda had more time.”

Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.

It’s Atlanta. Nobody cares.

I tend to believe David Carr’s opinion on the crack recovery period.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.