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The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Aspiring Matthew Dellavedova Grayson Allen

“He’s got a lot to learn about kinesiology before he’s ready for the NBA.”

“Note: Adjective Man died on the way back to his home planet.”

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

If you are a penguin and feeling suicidal, please call 1800-226-8359. That’s 800-CAN-TFLY.

C’mon Tim, they wear them every game.

When it comes to the treatment of the cheerleaders it’s nice to see someone giving a fuck

“He’s got a point, though.”

Yeah. He’s the one who throws the football oval to the catcher.

Except that the fucking hipsters and their obsession with all things artisanal have made it impossible to find a reasonably priced soup filled cookie anymore.

I went to Nerlens once. Me and some frernds were there for Merdi Grer.

A box of Oreos?

As a Broncos fan living in Houston, I hate you.

+1 splintering comment

Um, no. There’s a reason why:

Better to have offense problems than bench problems though

As a former Bostonian, I appreciate that they softened the character’s edges and made him more likable than most Massholes.