Slick Willie Parker: 5'10" was better than half those guys but also, arguably too large to be small....he sure looked damn small tho...

Bad dog. It’s clearly hiding something.

Bond on volume.

How far could you fake a punt and run with a football?

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

+however many fingers I’m holding up

does anyone else ever see something happen live and say to themselves “yeah that’s gonna be on deadspin pretty soon”

Icing On The Cake

MOSI TATUPU

One of the all-time fun names to say, too.

Dikembe continued “From now on I will no longer be using e-mail, to prevent this from happening again. Who wants to text Mutombo?”

19. Amp Lee. All little fast NFL guys should have names related to units of energy.

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”

Forget Stockholm, this is Cleveland Syndrome.

Big deal. Penn State has had arcade games, trampolines, pony rides, and free candy in the locker room since the early 80's.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty Redskins!!!