“8.5 Million Dollar Cap Hit Baby”

Starring Burgess Meredith as Jerry Jones.

Starring Johnny Depp as Dak Prescott.

Starring Mark Wahlberg as Tony Romo.

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Well, you know what they say about confident, athletically gifted black men who make a lot of money: nothing good.

This play was surprising to me, I always thought Hogan’s favorite route was litigation

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

Does losing his NFL coaching job count as an NFL loss?

Coaching is the finest thing a man can do...if he’s any good at it!

Looks like you started it at 2:59.

This must have been what they meant when people said the Cardinals are loaded this year.

If you’re a plumber and you don’t do your job, you don’t get any work. I don’t think a plumber needs a pep talk. A doctor botches operations, and he’s not a doctor anymore. If you’re a basketball player, you come ready. It’s called maturity. It’s your job.

Funny quote by Travis...and pretty impressive Kelce Grammar.

That sounds like a new McDonald’s menu option where you order a chicken sandwich but only get to watch the cashier stick his dick in it.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?