“I know, right? I didn’t know you could get tied up in the NFL!”

The only JETS I want to hear about is the Junior Engineering Technical Society.

Even if he told Fitzpatrick, I doubt he would have seen the turnover coming.

Fitz: “Coach, I can’t believe you forgot. That’s unbelievable!”

I wish that had been Bowles’ defense. “He’s a smart guy, I thought he’d figure it out on his own.”

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

unfortunate mic placement

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Playing Baseball the White Way

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Dude... Reggie Roby.

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

This is the better joke.

Ya gotta nuke something.

karma’s a nasty lady. 

When told he would be out for 6-9 weeks recovering, Gronk simply high-fived his surgeon.

Expected to be out eight weeks.