I would pay to watch this man and Hinkie discuss abstractions. It would be the most talking you could do to say nothing.

I’m just trying to have my fun WNY-deprecating moment here, and you're marring it with facts and context.

the bars are open till 4 though

“Would you want to give that up to fly to Buffalo to work out and do a bunch of job interviews?”

D-Sisive is bitter he wasn't mentioned in Let's Remember Some Canadian Rappers and just wrote a diss track about you no one will listen to.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Thompson's interview was confusedly interrupted after he remarked what a kick in the balls that was.

needs more unintentional injuries

Sears Buyout Talks Fizzle, Future Left To Feds

Boss, I keep telling you, I'll have that report on your desk by the end of the day.

I expect calm, rational discourse

I’ll bet the cabbies agree too.

“Bortuzzo, backhand, top shelf, from the slot”

The celebration I have for this every year is repeating, of course.

Waiting until the caddie gets elevated security clearance that was never approved.

Seemed like a fine time to ask him if he takes a standing-up dump.

okay, but his exploded head will be fashioned into a jacket of some sort

Related: I kinda want to see the Hurricanes win the Cup, just for his inevitable narrative.

Ah, crap, you're absolutely correct.

With the draw, Huddersfield double the number of points they've earned since November 25th.