I wouldn’t say he’s missing his court date.

this is good deadspin

Thank you. Part of me feels bad for not remembering this.

I remember the Valpo buzzer beater over Ole Miss. All those guys whose names I can’t remember except for Bryce Drew. Someone better at remembering can remember the rest of them.

As someone unqualified to comment on the particulars of sport in general, I feel perfectly qualified to decry this man as the fraud he is.

+1 unintelligibly-fast flow

The thing I enjoyed most about last night’s game—

watch D’Angelo cook

What a load of Maloney.

I’d bet at least two of those names ends in -wicz.

“My resignation doesn’t make what happened go away,”

Unrelated: I love your avatar.

Now that most any kind of political criticism is illegal in Russia, this sport stands as the only acceptable form of dissent.

“hot as hell soup” rearranges to make “hoopla sleuths”.

There’s only one way to be right. There’s plenty of ways to be obtuse.

Lake Lortles doesn’t quite have the same ring, though.

At some point, you’ll realize that you were right all along, and none of that mattered in context. 

Then you’d offer about as much conversational sustenance as Taco Bell hot sauce packets serve nutritionally.

Mario Hezonja was on the other side of the camera. 

Hezonja