Kapler told him to rub some oil on it.

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+1 sweet tea vodka and lemonade

These dumb kids with their throwback everything.

Weird that there were Wizards, a crazy shot, and Gilbert Arenas was nowhere to be seen.

because a radio personality criticized his Harvey Weinstein ballad

Ironically, this analysis is a swish.

You think they had oxycontin on the Mayflower?

Quoth Carl Brutananandilewski: You know what? At this point, it doesn’t matter, because it keeps running inside my head, and it won’t leave unless I blow it out...with a bullet.

yeesh.

Related: Corey Coleman apparently finished last season for the new Browns the Giants.

The bear itching his junk has a purpose, though.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

an otherwise meaningless March basketball game

Vikings are usually more boat guys anyhow.

It’s not that Bergeron didn’t want the employee to tell their story, it’s that she was paying him 50 cents for 2,000 words of it.

it’s safe to say that Tom Emanski’s entire career was a waste of time

Great question. There was, but maybe not in the way you’re thinking.

and Burneko has given up on the Wizards, the craven spine-deficient weakling