There’s a Telek prompter joke in here somewhere, but I can’t make the pieces fit.

When Popovich yells at people to get off his lawn, it’s not because they’re a nuisance, it’s because the grass is underdeveloped.

I don’t know where he gets it from.

I wouldn’t bet a top prospect on it, though.

If only they could learn from the NFL and implement a video review process, that way everything would be much clearer.

Notts’ Bounty

Is any of this true? Is there really a basketball team in New Orleans?

Read the fucking headline and Ctrl + F’d for WEEI. 

If we wanted some Washington football bullshit, the Skins would’ve been invited to the floor.

avoiding work by dicking around on the internet and winding up on a dumb-ass late-January blog about, of all things, self-improvement

Great court vision all around.

Q: Would I pay 10% of NBC’s price for 5% of its coverage on a 10-hour delay?

He looks like he has decent energy conservation skills.

Favorite part is sideline cop being okay with all of it.

Filed to: BOEUF DE FOOTBALL

Career Deathmatch

It’s pretty clear Griffin rocks.

Even if you didn’t get the joke I was making, there should’ve been some part of you that was tipped off to the fact I wasn’t serious. You asked where I was from, and I gave you a circular reply that didn’t answer your question. That hostility was unnecessary. 

Another Ford with a Brandy problem.

I’m from the place that calls them squares, and I thought I was pretty explicit about that.