+50 lbs of ammonium nitrate

Here’s something you’ll hear a bunch of times in the run-up to the Super Bowl

Liberty Sacrificed to Chinese

In honor of his tenure, Chiarelli will be given a 750M severance package paid over 125 years.

but appropriating mlk for your own cause is as american as you can get

He really was more of a blocking back.

This is the funniest thing to happen in Utah since the state legalized standup comedy two years ago.

Christ, I went off on a tangent. No piling on replay, was my original point, I think.

that’s ok, if being awkward in the 80s taught me anything, it’s that $1000 can make anyone at high school fall in love with you

Huh, I thought DND was pedant-friendly.

We’re resigned to a future where football is gonna make all of us bird lawyers, and Charlie Kelly’s gonna be the new Belichick.

in b4 you receive the next installment of dead letters

This patchwork quilt has an unsightly patch. I know, I’ll keep applying new patches until it looks good again. Oh, but now it’s uneven where I did all the patching. I know, I’ll patch all the other patches until it’s even again.

Watermarkgate

Molina also won’t eat mayo, on account of the spice.

I lost all my root-for-the-stadium-to-implode mojo on Pacquiao/Broner this weekend.

The great part about yesterday is how the collective will shrug their shoulders, accept the inevitable subjectivity and/or luck involved with the human element of the game, keep their opinions to themselves, and root wholesomely for the team their team lost to in the Super Bowl. 

Kapur

Big fuckin’ deal. I’m good for at least half a dozen post rejects a day here.

Ja Morant sounds like what someone from Philly calls the Cards fan with the get-a-brain sign.