And yet, the ‘stick to sports’ commentariat is nowhere to be found...

It seems reasonable, sure, but it’s also ineffective.

Cheung really wanged that.

There’s a line of snow?! Oh. Never mind.

I stand up in the stall to double-knot my shoes.

i will gladly pay you turdsday for a hamberder etc. today

I thought Monoskier Trevor Kennison was the whitest name ever until I could properly parse the headline.

They’ll fix things when they get around to it, but Irving’s not gonna be down with that plan.

+1 rake to the face

I dunno how Putin’s nephew even made it to HC of the Jets, but that man needs to lay off the Adderall something serious.

This guy’s a fucking hero.

Joey Bathrooms

Seeing this makes me wanna play NES Blades of Steel all day.

Fact: that drive is still happening

On behalf of Deadspin commenters, what is a fruit?

If you’re saying he could make Brady eat bacon off his nose, I’d worship the comedic ground he walks on.

People knock the women’s game, but those are some solid flopping fundamentals right there.

Damn Jon Jay?

And you were also right that a red herring took some of the heat off the legitimacy of the issue.