If you’re going to stop watching the NFL because of this, you’re not only right, but you’re a better person than I am. Keep tuning in, and you’re just as complicit as the joke-makers.

Like we’re gonna listen to what some Dingus has to say.

Marchman’s powerfully Marchmanian energy

between the poles that make up his on-air persona: entertainer and dummy

“Since I left Buffalo, I had 11 letters to interview for HC jobs,” Williams proclaimed. “Four of them didn’t even have to interview, just show up and sign the contract.”

I feel bad for our media, but this is tremendous clone.

I can’t wait until Gruden drafts then inexplicably trades him.

Flacco’s eliteving.

What if the bizarre catch-fumble at the end of the first half had been called correctly?

+1 sour dough

LeBron Says He Would Welcome Coffee to the Lakers

I was confused by that, too. I didn’t check for Iginla and Zetterberg, but since Jagr’s still playing in Europe, I thought there was some sort of cross-league adjustment they accounted for. [Edit: It looks...well, not bunk, but not fresh, either.]

And can you blame him? He’s an old man.

An anagram of Epic Sax Gorilla is Social Apex Girl, which kinda sorta fits here.

As disputes about inappropriate family relationships go in that area, this is pretty tame.

Mash Equilibrium

McDonald’s: I’m On That Shit

This is like reaching in the pantry for that box of crackers you bought four years ago. 

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

the Bills, who were starting a fourth-string quarterback in another lost season of their own