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There’s nothing normal about Cincinnati’s distribution.

“It was a lot. This year was a lot.” They went all in and it didn’t work.

Never, ever apologize for wordplay.

Thank you for reading the first installment of Skins Splice, a featured column in 2019, with no affiliation to any professional sports team.

How long until Emmert fines the shirt?

I think Deadspin does a good job at what they do. I don’t think of it as a news source, but rather a commentary site for sports.

the Marlins, with their still-shiny park, were the only MLB team with lower attendance than the Rays last season

Correct, and I admitted my fuckuppery yesterday.

“Well, kids, we screamed at our televisions every time he came on screen. Oh, and we drew penises on his head in Photoshop and posted it to Twitter.”

No, this was a moment of pure idiocy/blindspottery. Or part of me was stuck in 2014. Or both.

“I know, I’ll heave it on the run off my weak foot or across my body. I’m due this time.”

Yeah, I conveniently overlooked the alumni CFB portfolio, as I don’t really watch much. 

Patricia, who took over a Lions team that had gone 9-7 in two straight seasons and currently has them at 5-10 with a game left.

The Bad Lip Reading version of Jon Gruden is just what Jon Gruden actually said.

the atmosphere in the stadium was electric

If 14 is in play, then Flick doing porn later in life has to be ranked on here somewhere.

I apologize for judging SAS earlier, who is clearly suffering from being batshit crazy.

Air the whole clip, at least. He continued, “That’s why I’m proud of huffing paint thinner and things of that nature, because it’s only a habit, not an addiction.”