Between this and SAS yesterday, it’s been a pretty solid 24 hours for talking head stinkfaces.

There’s no way Elisabeth M. doesn’t own at least four pink Sox hats.

I was gonna make a joke about choosing a relatively popular NHL first name making the difference as hedging your bets, but then I found a page where some guy actually did that, and it’s amazing.

Here he is looking slightly terrified as he’s being hoisted up in the air, Simba-style, by a furry.

Lookit them, struggling as hard as they can to avoid the center.

Windhorst: Can you share your favorite Clippers memory?

Peter King wants you to thank Peter King for the magnanimity of Peter King introducing Allagash White to America. Peter King.

Joe may want to invest in these for the splinters.

I think they’d take the last syllable of Koharski’s name. Skeezy works as both naming convention and descriptor.

beantown counters ruin everything

I’m gonna look for any opportunity to work ‘provolone-ass’ into conversation.

Boylen looks and sounds like the drunk uncle of a comic book villain.

Migraine? The nerve.

Oh, neat, another pyramid scheme.

Goddammit, this means Kyrie’s going to the Warriors, doesn’t it?

Baines HOF voting, by year:

But they changed it up a little bit and I did sucky.

Looks like there’s been about 8200ish runs from inside one’s own 10 attempted since 2000. You can play around with the filters to break down 2000-2009, and 2010-2018, but I’ll bet Hercules Rockefeller is on to something with the uptick. I’ll also bet I have t eh dumb.