I absolutely should, and I started wordbarfing before I fully thought things through. I'm not sure how much that changes the analysis, but thanks for playing along with my intellectual flatulation, everyone.

Wow, that’s way closer than I’d have expected. You’re saying you used the 20,000-1 figure as the true rate, or the 10,000-1? 

I don’t think there’s anywhere near enough runs of this distance to declare it significant. Let’s assume there are 30 rushes per game, per team. Over a regular season, that’s 15,000 rushing plays.

What we’re waiting for is Jaguars Junction, and it’s gonna be fucking glorious.

Here’s a list of all 90+-yard rushes this century.

Twitans shutting down Rovell >>> Benching Henry on my team last night

So that’s where Pardew’s been living. 

“He’s not Aaron Rodgers. He’s a poor man’s Aaron Rodgers,” says the man who looks like a poor man’s Aaron Rodgers.

Big Hurt’s tied up hawking pills. This was the best they could do.

Most of these are just flat-out awful and as reprehensible as they are barely understandable, but I can’t figure out what the hell is compelling #3 to do that after a #1 or #2.

People in the South Southie have no problem with this.

in part because of his health and in part because he wants to spend more time with family. He even might consider doing some TV!

Interesting No-Look Stuff Found In Butt

Jacksonville: Not Once, But Twice

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

Adam Feelin’

That’s gotta take some skill. I’ll bet you can only pull this off if your hydrox.

So I get to tell Breer AND the Bills to go fuck themselves?

Wait, buttectomy’s a real thing?