+1 Lipitor

Thank you. You’re doing God’s work.

Dammit, I should’ve gone with that. Well done.

I hope the simulcast will be available to watch on Betamax.

Hang on, I’m still Zapruder’ing the last offsides.

Six Stars: Buffalo (+10) vs. BYE

For Americans, though, grinding the game’s continuity to a halt to autopsy the shit out of a replay would attract viewers.

Really subjected yourself to your own battery there.

I had no idea who Steve Somers is before this, and I’m captivated.

I Dressed As A College Woman In The Capitol

McNamara thought he had an unexploitable strategy, but the FA fooled him by randomizing their punishment. 

A reminder that cats think you’re a bigger, dumber cat, and attempting to befriend them feels dumberer in context. Liberate yourself from their approval, and appreciate their spite for humankind from a distance. It really is a marvel.

He’s gonna go full ham on the league.

Oh, so now it’s inconvenient when an aggressive man in that org imposes his desire on others.

DUAN - Pick Up The Pieces

Not many times his name has been mentioned around the word ‘cool’, I’d bet, but yeah, that sounds pretty cool.

This is a really great book for learning how to do this kind of stuff.

He took a minute of self-aggrandizing to set up a barely self-deprecating punchline, to muted Canadian reactions. That’s kinda sorta a metaphor here, right?

it appears there is no positive point on which to end this sentence