We’re sick of suckrockets too.

To put that into better context, that’s about 5 folding tables in cash, or 20 in bond.

I dunno, I've just been through a lot of folding tables today.

A little accomplishment-heavy, but I like it.

That’s my bad for an ambiguously-written sentence. Peterman’s death is implied, not Mack.

And he’s facing Khalil Mack. You should probably prep an obit to save some time Sunday.

Y’all may not understand and that’s kool!!!

You’re talking about a town who still holds the “NO GOAL” rally cry close to their hearts. Unlikely they’ll ditch this schtick anytime soon.

+XXV centimeters of disappointment

But why would the Florida State alum have bad judgement? 

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will turn this 2-5-1 team around

Accuracy vs. convenience is a painful tradeoff.

I would unconditionally support any team who changed their mascot to Hans Moleman getting hit in the groin.

Lue and Hue gone in the same day? I guess this train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland.

I can’t help but feel this is a compelling opportunity for NFL stadiums to sell more fried stuff.

Thanks, Red Sox, for perpetuating fan stereotypes.

I just like that those pictures include hockey dudes that look like they’re eating ass, fighters kicking other fighters in the balls, and rugby dudes hugging. Shame Cesar couldn’t have been on the straight and narrow; he might’ve had a real career in being a Deadspin art editor.

Yes, but that’s more a problem of our own perception than anything.