Maybe Soccer Genomics was on to something, just not nationalist enough.

Growing up in the pre-internet era, I had a friend I went to school with who was interning at a news/sports radio station. He also had his own radio console at home, and had an amazing collection of completely random recordings. Some of those were courtesy of the radio station, some were things he and the family had…

Nah, he sounds more like an Angel.

I love a close upset, but there’s something to be said for a heavy underdog just beating the living shit out of a team like Ohio State

I’d sorta hoped, based on the headline, he was lashing out a reporter who criticized Francesa for paying too much for an app. I’d love that rant even more.

Wow, that’s a fascinating thing I had no idea about. Thank you.

his quad injury was a matter of quantum uncertainty

Looks like Steph was the Oubre driver last night.

I’m hungover and sleep deprived. I appreciate the benefit of the doubt, but this is just me kinja’ing superdumb.

Roberts is treating Boston like Milwaukee, which it most definitely isn’t

I don’t know why I’m even arguing this. Slow day at work.

while there, I hope they pommel him until he’s horse

What word do you use here for “clicking ahead every 20 or 30 seconds to see if the thing you’re looking for is there”? It didn’t feel right, but there I couldn’t land on a better alternative.

They’re upset he behaved to a level that required him to be escorted out of at a party that is meant to bring the team together and has been going on for a several years now.

Tunch Ilkin is one of my favorite NFL names ever. Sorry, skimmed the video, dunno if he was in there or not. Any excuse to bring that name up, really.

I can’t be the only person who thinks that stupid, right?

One Hilltopper Special, coming right up.

Brock Holt—Brock freakin’ Holt!

Umbrellas are useless and horrible and I resent their very existence.