I cannot wait for the player discipline video on this one. 

Let’s not make a big deal about people falling down.

We should send Jeets some sort of gift of some kind. Something nice, wrapped up, lots of fun knick-knacks and tchotchkes inside.

I don’t normally read WWE posts, but I’m glad I read this one.

Predominantly White Town Enjoys New QB, For Some Reason

You’d think Chris Davis with a lot of K’s would approximate to Khris Davis, but no.

Deadspin is a pro-Gritty shop

this article’s great and all but failed to include the requisite did-you-know-Fitz-went-to-Harvard mandate required of all NFL media

Honestly, I always thought bodily fluids were Little Caesars’ secret ingredient

Yesterday was AFC East Opposite Day.

Helluva weekend for detached heads in college mascots.

The Butler did it in the parlor with a vague social media post and shitty decor.

Which owner is Duke Phillips? Cuban seems about right, but doesn’t have that perfect blend of old-to-ornery.

I, too, have questions, but I’m not sure if I want them answered.

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

Weird that the Sox are traveling to a place that’s celebrating more tonight, because of 102 fewer wins.

Also, the Bills are fucking terrible.

I’m sure the concerned Habs contingent will notify Montreal police to investigate. 

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