with a position inside the Cougar Fund

We’re only three years away from an austere, silent 35-minute salute to the flag at halftime, where anyone who has the gall to blink gets buried up to their neck in an anthill.

“If you’re married 18 years to a grouchy person who gets under your skin and never compliments you, after a while you want to divorce him,”

I’mma just grab a popcorn and read McAfee’s tweets until Kluwe chimes in on that needling headline.

The Orioles are 4 games further back of the wildcard than they have wins.

Trubisky is a young, relatively unexperienced quarterback, and so far this season he’s playing like one.

So you’re saying the Browns got 5 on it.

Yes, I can see how after the org sabotaged a player who had the gall to attack management, how attacking management should pan out well for another star player.

Any of you who have never attempted a lazy over-the-shoulder catch in the infield have never played company softball.

Yeah, but since everyone’s an idiot now, doing dumb shit is covered by qualified immunity.

Idiots. Is it idiots? It’s idiots, isn’t it?

This is a butt take.

45 likes steak well done. #justsaying

Look out, ‘92-93 Sharks, there’s a new sheriff in town!

How can the SAME PITCH hit a man in the Arm, and another in the Head, and a third in the Chest?

No way. He watches these masochistically, like Jake Gyllenhaal wanted to watch the cheating video in Jarhead.

+2, passed

Cards jokes be damned; this is the right way to baseball.

This sounds like a good plan, but he’ll just be collecting shitty pieces of shittier books for years.