Nathan Peterman is followed by getting hit by a bus.

You’re damned right, congratulations. Do you know how infrequently the team improves? 

The catcher is all of us.

Finally, a parenting column we can relate to.

“we’re kind of in the dumpster,”

Makes more sense in French, apparently.

Okay, but it’s not very Belichickian to write an article with more words than he’s used in his entire life.

Bills fans are happy you forgot about their attempts to play the Pats.

I guess the part of this story that leaves me the most uncomfortable is that everyone was being guided by written rules.

So the Jags are some sort of existential afterthought?

For Three Minutes, University of Buffalo Alum Was A God

With that sort of petulance and football ignorance, the eventual Nathan Peterman signing after Watson goes down will make perfect sense.

(writes rejection letter on iPad, puts it on FaceTime)

I’m pretty sure the Koch brothers have asked this endlessly of about one-sixth of the working population.

So my question for you is WTF is your problem. Did your mom and dad forget to love you because you sound like hate is what drives you but for either of us to write an article that denigrates anyone’s choice in relationships only demonstrates our own understanding of love’s freedom, and/or lack there of it, imo.

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

He wasn’t a good fit anyway. Clearly he’s thought about a defense.

If you think that’s weird, you should hear Hernandez try to read the indictment.

Yes, people make fun of stuff here. That’s sort of what we do. Glad you picked up on it.

Here, attendance for home weekend games the last month:

8/3, 8/4, 8/5 (DET): 14,766, 33,668, 19,559
8/17, 8/18, 8/19 (HOU): 23,535, 32,204, 29,143
8/31, 9/1, 9/2 (SEA): 17,942, 28,760, 21,497

That’s 24,563 fans per game for…

This is absolute absurd.