the Oakland A’s are the hottest team in baseball, and you can’t give them anything for free

I’m sure it was only a misunderstanding.

AI has a long way to go.

No, they’d have to hemorrhage picks left and right and just bleed cash-

In fairness, there’s a lot for Allen to learn not to do by watching Peterman.

Followup question: Huh?

WOW, there are a lot of gifs in reply on Twitter, all making more salient points than Smith.

I really want to believe Tomlin’s screaming “TARP!” in the stock photo.

Yemen, who knows how Darfur he can go with this tactic.

A Zetterburger is 10^21 burgers.

That’s Alabaster-American, thank you.

When all the quarterbacks get hurt, the league looks like a demolition derby for the blind.

Throughout development I was referring to it as the ‘First-and-10 Line 2.0.’

Amateur. All Minihane had to do was yell “Stay!” to keep him on the line.

Twinsies! I can only assume you're as enfeebled as I am.

Let’s Remember Some Guys While Recognizing Your Mortality

First two lines of that dialogue:

McVay’s somewhat progressive strategy

There’s a difference between Greater Boston and the North End. You can find the authentic family-run stuff in the latter, you won’t find it on Route 1. Your point about the cuisine in the area, in general, hold up, but it’s not like there’s no good Italian in the city itself.